Poli-Tics
the root of the word POLITICS…..POLI-meaning many…..TICS-meaning bloodsucking creatures…….in conclusion…..POLITICS-meaning MANY BLOODSUCKING CREATURES!
2 years agothe root of the word POLITICS…..POLI-meaning many…..TICS-meaning bloodsucking creatures…….in conclusion…..POLITICS-meaning MANY BLOODSUCKING CREATURES!
2 years agoThis very might just be the last post of the year on Tumblr on my mac book. This is a depressing day for me but i’ll recover. My friends whom already got it taken away are having lap top withdrawl, as well as I. OMG this sucks… goodbye
2 years ago
One fine day there was a woof and a purr.
A baby was born and it caused a little stir.
No blue buzzard, no three eyed frog,
Just a feline/canine little CatDog.
CatDog! CatDog! Alone in the world is the little CatDog!
Out on the road or back in town,
All kind of critters putting CatDog down.
Gotta rise above it, gotta try to get along.
Gotta walk together, gotta sing this song.
CatDog! CatDog! Alone in the world is the little CatDog!
CatDog! CatDog! Alone in the world is the little CatDog!
One fine day there was a woof and a purr.
A baby was born and it caused a little stir.
No blue buzzard, no three eyed frog,
Just a feline/canine little CatDog.
CatDog! CatDog! Alone in the world is the little CatDog!
Out on the road or back in town,
All kind of critters putting CatDog down.
Gotta rise above it, gotta try to get along.
Gotta walk together, gotta sing this song.
CatDog! CatDog! Alone in the world is the little CatDog!
CatDog! CatDog! Alone in the world is the little CatDog!
1. Only in America……can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America……are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America……do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America……do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America……do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America……do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone we didn’t want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America……do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America…..do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well: ‘Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.
10. Only in America……do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
11. Only in America……can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House. (This was popular when Clinton was in office)
2 years ago
Send “Looking Through The Eyes Of Love” Ringtone to your Cell ![]()